1. *cough*come have sex with me *cough*

  2. thechurchofbobsaget:

    I want to believe.

    (Source: newrider, via waift)

  3. ask-koki-kariya:

    suprarationality:

    The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

    Megan?
    Megan.

    (via uncharted-dreamer)

  4. not-a-comedian:

    12exe:

    Horton hears somebody he used to know

    image

    do you ever regret drawing something

    (Source: medimeedes, via alcomol)

  5. Western

    (Source: justendme, via average-sociopath)

  6. simsgonewrong:

    gettin baked

    (via haterpng)

  7. faeryies:

    thanks

    (via yellow-yoshi)

  8. jibblyuniverse:

    derpfire:

    jibblyuniverse:

    frenums:

    things that will always sound sarcastic

    • good for you
    • thanks a lot
    • yeah right
    • nice to know
    • wow
    • way to go
    • totally
    • ok buddy

    Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

    ok buddy man

    I might not have thought that last one through

    (via thisdestroyedparadise)

  9. peacelovedior:

    Hello guys

    jfc and i thought my septum was good

    (via cry-like-you-mean-it)

    heliolisk:

    the-8-mile:

    heliolisk:

    Me ft. Good hair

    Sir,with all respect…but I would fucking fuck you :I

    image

    image

    (via yellow-yoshi)

  10. askinnyblackman:

    things i used to laugh at

    • actual jokes

    things i laugh at now

    • yard sard

    (via uncharted-dreamer)

  11. [x]

    (Source: supernaturaldaily, via umbre0ns)

    thesimpsonswayoflife:

    Ralph Appreciation Post - Part IV

    (via uglyvandal)

  12. michigansmanofmayhem:

    lnfamy:

    i like sucking dick because of the control i have over boys. i got their dick and balls in my mouth. i could just bite down right now and end it all

    This is horrifying. Yet we still won’t say no.

    (via joey-smith-universe)